(Each character was played by two people so we could have more people at the party. There was a male and a female version of each except for Knight Feevah because Reed's date was sick and wasn't able to make it. Josh wasn't going to be able to come originally but then was able to at the last second and didn't have a part so he doubled with Reed on his part.)
Vinny V. Divichi (Ben and Alyse): By day, Vinny is a mild-mannered mechanic, but by night, watch out! He explodes into the leisure-suited, gold-chained dynamo disco stud who has scorched the hears of many a Bronx girl. He moves with such grace, he truly makes you believe that disco will never die. He's as cool as Baretta, and hotter than Erik Estrada.
Brady Bunsch (Kevin and Elyse): Brady flew out to the back streets of da' Bronx several months ago in search of his wayward son, Robby, who ran from a sheltered split-level life in West Coast suburbia in search of seedier pastures. Although Brady has not yet found his son, he has found- to his surprise- that he loves the nightlife, he likes to boogi. How he's a wild and crazy guy with a happening perm, and a new attitude.
Angina Palpatori (Me and Kenny Chuck): Rumored to have caused more than one heart attack among her many "dance" partners, she gives the expression "drop-dead gorgeous" new meaning. Angie's a well-endowed beauty and a regular on the New York disco circuit. Fron the bleached top of her coif to the tips of her stiletto pumps, Angie is a force to be reckoned with on the flashing floors of New York's discos.
Polly Esther Stuffincupp (Garrison and Karen): Polly is a ruch girl from Lawn Guyland, who loves "slumming it" and coming down to the Bronx discos every chance she gets. She's not much of a dancer, but what she lacks in rhythm, she makes up for in style and ultra-expensive clothes. After wisely investing the money she got fro her Sweet 16 party, Polly no longer has to rely on Daddy's money. Now, at 19, Polly's almost as rich as her Dad, H. R. Stuffincupp.
Knight Feevah (Josh and Reed): Knight came out from Sheboygan to the Big App;e to be a star, but quickly bacame a student fo the school of hard knocks. Now penniless, he works mixing drinks at Flunkytown's bar and lives in a one-room apartment above the funhouse at Coney Island. But his luck is changing. Knight has boyish good looks and has always been popular with the girls because, shall we say, he makes a great Harvey Wallbanger.
Manny Baritone (Joe and Kelsea): Celebrity crooner Manny Baritone is the master of love ballads and catchy disco tunes. He's in town promoting his new disco song about the new-fangled microwave oven. Then song, "Copa-amana", has gotten red-hot faster than a fork in a radarprange and ha shot right to the top of the charts. Although he has a sold-out concert later this week, he's making a detour to Flunkytown Disco to sign autographs because it's smack in the middle of the Bronx neighborhood where he grew up. Beneath the sequined pantsuit, he's still just a nice Bronx boy.
Belle Badham (Nate and Darlene): Belle, Stan A. Live's wife, is the business sencse behind Stan's inpiration. She's the one who took a failed neighborhood business and turned it into Flunkytown, da' Bronx's leading disco. Rumor has it that Flunkytown is beginning to get bigger crowds than the most famous disco of all" the infamous "Studio 10-to-Life". A formidable woman, Belle's as intimidating as the club's bouncers and has had to defend herself against the advances of many a drunk patron.
Chaka Moon (Clay and Sarah): Chaka Moon ios one mysterious chick. Always decked out in the latest fashions and a huge mink coat that trails on the ground, she arrives each night at Flunkytown in a flashy white Lincoln, with a stud on each arm. She sits at a corner table, conducting secret business dealings with rich men. She wears a seductive smile that never betrays her emotions, and you can't read anything in her eyes because of her silver shades that reflect the bright lights of Flunkytown like a disco ball.
The discussion began and went on for hours with accusation after accusation, each one bringing us closer to the truth. Finally, after 4 hours of debate, and a little time for food, we came to a conclusion. Who was it you ask? It was none other than Chaka Moon! The blind and partially deaf "friend" and WIFE (as we all discovered that night) of Stan A. Live! Oh what secrets were discovered the night of the death of Stan and Wolfman... oh what secrets!
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